Poop

How fitting is it that my first blog post should be about poop? Perhaps it may be my last. I actually despise writing, but here I am. Who knows?

However, I digress.

I work in an Andrology lab. That is, simply put, I analyze semen as well as prepare it for artificial insemination. So, we have "collection rooms" in which men produce their specimens.

Here's the deal: Why don't men wipe their asses after taking a crap? How many times in the last 2 weeks have I had to deal with skid marks on sheets made by ass juice because some guy doesn't have proper wiping technique? Answer: too freakin' many! I mean, you wipe until the paper's clean, right? Apparently not. I know the job comes with occupational hazards, but please!

Ok, done. I know this problem does not apply to all men. Some do, indeed, know how to wipe. So, don't get your panties in a bunch. (you might get crap on them)